And since I am in fearful awe of food, I thought I’d plan on being a potato in my next life. It would be in respect, gratitude and admiration.
Thats the greatest thing ive ever heard. The great potato speaks through you…
That’s a lofty aspiration! But I think you can achieve it.
@chordy is the Potato Whisperer
He retired to Florida and now he sits on the beach baking in the sun working on his tan while talking to the other residents in his retirement community about gout and horse racing.
Man, that kitten looks like he would taste good with some chives and sour cream.
I do not think I ever understood the writings about potato god…
How did you guys NOT see this?
Wasn’t it Nostradamus who predicted that one day Potatoes would rule the earth… and that dude never gets it wrong.
MY APOLOGIES, @anon1571434! I missed that one. Thanks for showing it again.
The potato god is not meant to be understood by mere mortals. You just have to have faith and follow his teachings.
Yeah, but he also predicted that Conor McGregor would knock out Floyd Mayweather in two rounds.
this all seems a little half-baked to me
Yea, behold his many eyes and his vast tuberocity, and so forth and such.
Seems like raw reasoning to me.
Him and the Great Pumpkin and the Great Oz are skiing in Connecticut.