The church of psychiatry

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Continuing the discussion from What do you think about the church of Scientology:

i think it could work :slight_smile: lets start a new religion lol

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I’m in just so long as…

  1. Everyone acknowledges ME as The Prophet
  2. I’m allowed to have multiple wives
  3. I can choose them from my congregation
  4. I can excommunicate anyone who objects

Is it a deal? :wink:

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nah…i think i should b god actually. the head of the psychiatric church…either that or the virgin jaynie with two kids produced by immaculate conception. self replicating would b good too…lots of lil jaynies running around. yeah…i’m liking this idea more and more lol.

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Sensible. The average organized religion is multi-level marketing (MLM) applied to the spiritual domain. If you’re gonna make the most $$, you want to be as close to the top as possible. Can’t get any higher than the Guy In Da Sky. You are thinking clearly whereas I may have been thinking with my nether regions. Again. :smiley:

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@pixel:

:smile:

You are one funny guy!

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as long as we get to cryogenically freeze you for a few thousand years so you can come back and enforce it haha, but what would your wife say? lol

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Probably nothing. She is usually able to shut me down with A Look.

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I thought the discussion of Scientology was in the other thread? :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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I’m a renegade Mormon. Old habits die hard.

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no, there will not be one single person in charge, no-one will have power over anybody else and everybody will be equal in the church of psychiatry,

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I have ordained as a Dudeist priest. This is a religion based upon the dude from the big lebowski movie. Feels great.

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Ah, so it’s another 12 Step program. :smile:

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more like a united front against mental illness focused around person centred therapy and support.
you are not forced to do anything or believe anything you don’t want maybe just encouraged to be positive and reach your full potential :slight_smile:

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If scientology can start a religion after a book by L. Ron Hubbard . Then I can start one based on Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy series by Douglas Adams… Meaning of life is 42 btw.

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its the most unbelievable religion there is scientology theyre big secret is the aliens are real ahahahaha

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biggest secret is ‘they are the aliens’ lol

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