Someone says they are "sorry for you" what do you say in response?

When you reveal a sz experience.

I had a friend who was bipolar, and she would always say

“I don’t want your pity; I just want your tacos!”

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“El unico fruto del amor, és la banana, és la banana”

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I am totally down with tacos.

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I chuckle i dont practice self pity so i refuse other peoples pity…with an akward laugh…because im akward lol

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You know tbh I don’t think I have ever had anyone say I’m sorry for you (except the nice folks here). Don’t know what I would say.

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I use my spanish knowledge to decode your secret message!

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I used my French knowledge to decode half of it.

Okay, seriously, if you really want to hack someone off, just respond, “why are you feeling sorry? I’m probably still more functional than you so you shouldn’t think of this as anything more than a golf handicap.”

Which happens to be the truth in many cases.

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Laughing so hard right now XD XD XD

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So next time someone feels sorry for you, you just say “But you know what? The fruit of love is the banana”

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I am unsure if this is…suggestive in ways. The banana is not known to be very innocent…D:

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Well now I know why bananas are so … filling.

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:worried: :cold_sweat: :open_mouth: :dizzy_face:

Awawhahaawawaww Pixel whyyy XD

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Aaaaaaah I’m out of likes, it’s probably for the best :octopus:

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No likes for me? I feel so unfulFILLED. Someone pass me a banana instead?

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:hear_no_evil: :see_no_evil: :banana: :monkey:

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All hail the bannannannana god?

bannananananananansnanananan

I added all those n’s and a’s because i cant spell that word lol i can spell very well usualy but ■■■■ that word. .

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The Banana Bar in Amsterdam. Don’t catch the banana, because you know where it’s been.
Good times.

tacos are good lol

I laugh at them and say “Does God need your Pity? No, no I don’t!” that usually drives them off…or makes them laugh and realize I am pretty normal…depends on the person in question

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