I understand that we have often depressive thoughts and this causes negativism, if I could tell a joke, I would … maybe you can tell a funny joke ??
How do you make a dog sound like a cat?
You freeze it, and when it’s frozen solid, you cut it with an electric saw.
Meeeeeeeeooooow!
Sorry if that’s a harsh one 
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I’ve once pooped my pants outside a Blockbuster video when i was 10 and I am still haunted by it.
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I just can not come up with any jokes, just trying to lift up our spirits here on the forum …
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a preacher asked all the men who were bossed around by their wives to stand in one line. The other men in another.
There was only one man in the line where they weren’t bossed around by their wives. All the men in go, how do you do it? How are you not bossed around by your wife? The man says, my wife told me to stand here. 
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