So I guy is talking to his buddy and says “I think my wife is dead.”
The buddy asks “Why is that?”
The guy answers “Well, the sex is the same but the dishes are beginning to pile up.”
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Wow so when you tell a woman that she has beautiful lips, it’s alright, but when I do it, I’m a bad gynaecologist?
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Boy : i am sorry, when i would have known you are still a virgin, i would have take more time.
The girl : when i would have known you have more time i would have taken off my stockings.
Take my wife. Please.
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