say something silly…
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Cure is that okay…???
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a cure is aok…
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tadpole’s turn into frogs
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I order Pizza 5 min before midnight on new years, then yell at the delivery guy that I ordered the damn thing last year. 
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Jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell rock
Merry Christmas 
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lol! you never fail to make me laugh!
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im having ice hot cola…
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U know how to enjoy life…!!!
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The other day when I told my husband that sometimes I really believe he’d be relieved if I killed myself, he said I was being silly.
Too much? 
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grass is really blue
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Heffalump the heffalent.
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Abrakadabra 
make a ear wax candle
She sells sea shells on the sea shore
im drinking acid
“You are old, Father William,” the young man said,
“And your hair has become very white;
And yet you incessantly stand on your head—
Do you think, at your age, it is right?”
“In my youth,” Father William replied to his son,
“I feared it might injure the brain;
But now that I’m perfectly sure I have none,
Why, I do it again and again.”
… Lewis Carroll
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Why do your feet smell and your nose run?
Also why do we have to learn about circles? They are pointless.
Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
What do you call people who are in favor of tractors? Protractors.
I’ll do algebra and statistics but graphing is where I draw the line.
And never argue with a 90 degree angle. It is always right.
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I was watching rodney dangerfield on johnny carson, he said “this girl told me to come over nobody’s home, I went over and nobody was home!”
I can’t get the timing like him but it was funny in the moment.
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