Has the most sweat glands 
throws a tea cup at everyone in the room
giggles and catches the teacup Time for a mad tea party? If we have one though we have to invite the dormouse, and the mad hatter, and the march hare. For it would be dreadfully dull and not quite a mad tea party without them. Though make sure you don’t mentions cats for the dormouse will be quite frightened then.
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I am a Mad Hatter 
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claps hands Delightful! We can have two Mad Hatters! And we will most certainly have to have an Un-Birthday party!
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A turkey is chatting with a bull.
“I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighs the turkey, “but I just haven’t got the energy.”
“Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replies the bull. "They’re packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecks at a lump of dung and finds that it actually gives him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reaches the second branch.
Finally after a week, there he is proudly perched at the top of the tree.
Unfortunately he is spotted by a farmer, who shoots him out of the tree.
Moral of the story ■■■■■■■■ might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there. …
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something silly…
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I want really pointie elf ears.
I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to geico
jking
I don’t own a car
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A good friend will help you move, but a true friend will help you move a body.
we shall say “nee” to you again if you do not appease us…we want …A SHRUBBERY !! with a little brook running beside it…that would look nice…"
No.
oh please?
The voices are gone but i expect them back soon.
You are what you eat - Lets eat all the skinny people.
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The pointy elf ears are already spoken for. 
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Thoses are over sized ears with points.
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Bunny rabbits with medieval suits of armor
Crusader Rabbit? ,
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Yes!
15charlimit
Nah, its not that the ears are oversized, it’s that the cat is undersized. 
“Dobby is a free elf”
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