A mate was telling me today he has a photographic memory.
I said how long did that take to develop?
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I was in a cafe this morning and two waitresses had a massive row over how long to leave a teabag in the cup. It got so bad it ended up in violence.
I asked the manager what had happened and he told me it had been brewing for ages.
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I’ve just been to look at a new motor. After a few minutes the salesman ask me what’s my impression of the car.
I went . . . . varoom varoom . . . . 
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What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Wheres Pop corn?
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Dad Joke…
" Dad’s home "
Duda dump dum…
Dad Joke Over… JK
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The local men’s marathon was being held. All the men were standing at the starting line waiting for the go. The official fired off the starter pistol and all the men in the race bent over holding their sides.
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