Play "Ask the Aliens"!

As some of you may know, I believe I communicate with aliens. I told my mom that and she said I might as well ask them some good questions, lol.

Do any of you have any good questions for them?

I would tell your pdoc about it and see if that can’t be taken care of. You aren’t communicating with aliens. You are delusional probably. Hope you get some help.

“Why?” (post must have more body(?)

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@jukebox,

I’ve told my pdoc about it many times and he doesn’t seem to think there’s a problem. In fact he’s been lowering my medications. And I wouldn’t want the aliens to go away anyway – they make me laugh.

How can you be so sure I’m not communicating with aliens?

well, you “probably” aren’t. I don’t want to encourage you because that is a common delusion of schizophrenics.

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technically the aliens are just a part of our brain that got disconnected from the rest and has its own personality. also i think the part of our brain that deals with the emotion of surprise goes off at random intervals so we are forced to believe the voices. its like the piece of brain that controls what we believe has a mind of its own. medicines help control that you might need more medicines to help the psychosis. with me it was like the voices already controlled what i believed before they told me to me

@pob,

The aliens’ response was, “To judge individuals and place them within the universal scheme of things.”

Is this what you were wondering? I may have been dealing with some lame aliens, lol.

Whats the cure for schizophrenia?

And cancer?

All of them actually, can you cure diseases?

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@pansdisease,

The aliens say: “There is no cure for Sz, because it’s not a disease. Cancer, it depends on what type. Yes, some of us can cure diseases, but that’s not our specialty. Our specialty is to gain information, to judge individuals and place them within the universal scheme of things.”

And then one added: “And to be arseholes.”

And then another one said, “No, don’t say that! We want to come across well to the human beings!”

LOL!!

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Yeah, it isn’t a disease is it, did i just ask the ones causing the problem if they had a cure for it?

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schizophrenia is an illness be careful the aliens are not trustworthy you might want to up meds. dont let them manipulate you.

@pansdisease:

They say that they have a problem with your calling it a problem. “It is his time to go through this,” they say.

Me: “So did you guys cause Sz?”

Them: NO RESPONSE. (Bummer. I’ll keep asking them.)

dont trust them just because they are in your brain. why should you trust what they say if they just barged in there without permission

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@cactustomato:

Ah but they DID have permission – I reached out to the universe for help a long time ago, when I was extremely anxious and lonely.

Lol ask them if they like pizza, and if so, what toppings. Then I’ll totally order it. Ask them what the secret is to losing weight. Haha. The aliens sound like fun. It must be fun asking them questions just to see what they say. I do that with my son sometimes. I asked him what kind of tattoo he would want when he was 10. He said “a booby with a hamster on it.”

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@zengarden:

They say they have experienced pizza “through people” and like it. They say, “Just pepperoni is fine.” Lol.

They say they don’t really know that there’s one main secret to losing weight. That hasn’t been their concern at all. Apparently they’re just very lightweight energies – copies of themselves “back home”, but just very lightweight, fast-energy versions.

Yes, it is fun having aliens to talk to! I like chatting with them during my afternoon tea. Not only do they chat with me, they share their thoughts with me otherwise somehow too – like imprint them on my mind. It’s pretty cool. I love sensing their intelligence that way.

What did they think about “My Favorite Martian”? Do they think it was accurate or pure fantasy?

@77nick77:

They don’t seem to know what you’re talking about. Was it a TV show?

What did YOU think about it?

@pansdisease:

I just got a response from the aliens about whether they caused Sz. They said, “Yes, a long time ago some aliens added Sz genes to some people, hoping that eventually Sz’s would grow into a thriving community that could better communicate with and understand the universe.”

Me: “How did they decide who should get a Sz gene?”

Them: “We just chose the best ones, honey.”

LOL. Let’s act all snooty now, shall we?

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You aren’t aliens are you.