I saw some fava beans in a liquor store yesterday.
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You are too handsome for your face mask.
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“What do I get for $20.00?”
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“Can you help me? I just got some new condoms and I need to break them in.”
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‘Is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants’
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That’s about where I am. I’ve grown to like my solitary existence.
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I really like this one.
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Here"s my favourite;
“Hey, wanna see my meme collection ?”
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its all about the drool humor, and not being creepy, gotta have fun with it, it works
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pretty sure they just replaced condoms, when it comes to practicing safe sex hahaah. seen a meme like that the other day made me crack up
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dirty dirrty poetic skunk haha
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thats a classic
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Wanna play Pinocchio? Sit on my face and I will lie like hell.
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I Came Up With The Usual Helpful Spiritual Advice And Realized That in The End, Well,
1.) Perfection is a Mistake, Are You one of God’s Mistakes?.
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ok here is one I use to use when I was a teenager… {pickup Line That is …}
Your eyes are like two pools of water that I can drown within as I look deeply into your view.
I just hope your heart is close enough so I might be able to grab hold of it lovingly to keep from drowning.
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