The funniest one I ever heard was calling a male’s “the family jewels”.
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My mother is into peonies.
Her favorite gardener has a farm called “peonies envy”
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I sometimes call male genitalia love wand.
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it’s my unit. no haha…I have no name for it…it packs a punch though…haha
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The schnitzel 15151515
Schlong:
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The little general.
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My favorite term came from a friend who happens to be a trans guy. He calls his bits his “man cave” haha. He also calls his monthly “Jaws week”. Love it.
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bird or package
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Sir Lancelot!
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Sword fight 1515
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My who ha 
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The dingleberry
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I find the German slang for penis quite funny. Mein teil or my share.
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Flesh sword and clam
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My husband’s nickname for them: Peter Dinklage
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My old boyfriend called his; George.
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Twig and berries comes to mind. I listen to this comedy podcast and this comedian named nick mullen does a Michael Douglas voice and calls a vagina sexy. It’s hilarious. The way he says it and the voice. Sorry for the crudeness.
jingle bells lol
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