what is the weirdest nickname you’ve been called?!
I’m too shy to name them… _________
my nickname is crispy. 
but really only one person calls me that… oh also my nephew and brother call me ‘jo jo’ (my name is christy jo ) hahaha
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At basketball camp they always called me King David.
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oh gawd, that’s grandiose for me. 
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I have a group of friends where we made up nicknames for ourselves. mine was haystack…others were called snappy, T Bob and Delvis.
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Oh, I forgot we were doing * weird * nicknames… I dunno, I’ve been called offensive nicknames, not weird ones.
once I was called ‘dirty innocent angel’ 
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When I was a baby my parents used to call me Poochie. Not sure why.
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Based on your recent posts about relationships, your new nickname for me is Queen Sneak.
Haha I’m kidding 
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When I was in the army in Germany they called me “spiderman”. One night a couple of guys told me that there was a bottle of Bacardi locked in specialist Lumpra’s room. They told me that if I could get in the room they would let me drink in with them. So, I climbed up the drain pipe onto the roof and got into Lumpra’s room. They had just painted the barracks, and I left these black boot marks all up the side of the barracks by the drain pipe. The next day the CO called me out in formation and told me that since I wanted to play spiderman on his barracks, I was on extra duty for a month. After that everyone in the company started calling me “spiderman”.
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awwwww. thanks, honestly it’s a war in my head… I don’t know how to have peace and satisfaction. Maybe some people are born like this.
that sounds so cool. you were in germany’s army?>!
I don’t think people are born with peace built in, in general. But you know I was joking right? I didn’t mean anything.
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Yes, a long time ago - 1977-79. Some of it was fun. A lot of it was drudgery. I wouldn’t want to do it again.
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of course… I love you… <3 I’ve been called a bunch of things. Once a guy called me ‘dirty innocent angel’ 
honestly during psychosis, I’m a reincarnation of mother of harlots so I’ve made peace with myself. Now I just focus on enjoying life.
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That’s so impressive. What were you doing in Germany?! I hope during my eurotrip, I will spend a lot of time in Germany.
I call my loved ones, Joujoug or Papouf or other pet names… in my language. I’ve been called a frog, I have ugly mouth apparently… some other stuff by guys… whatever… I have issues but a great life.
I like your philosophy.
I’m also a bit wild during psychosis. Right now I’m just trying to affirm to myself that I can face the challenges coming up in my life.
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not only a bit dude… I harassed a guy…I have erotomania. whatever. I just had to deal with humiliation after coming back to reality. I wish only good things for you and promise, you should work on your dreams and get ahead in life.
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Germany is a beautiful country, especially to a guy from Oklahoma. Where I come from a building over 100 years old is a rarity, so when I saw all these old, old buildings it was a wonder to me. When I was in Germany I was in an infantry platoon for a couple of years. This was before the Reagan military build up, and it was kind of a different army then. We had an inferiority complex about the Russians. But then they started to get the army back into shape after I had been there a while. The thing I remember most about the army was the drinking. Everyone in the army drank hard. It had a bad effect on morale. If I hadn’t drank so much while I was there I could have had more fun. Still, it was a gas just to see German towns and the German countryside. I did a little traveling, but not as much as I could have if I didn’t drink.
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