My mom reached age of menopause and she keeps calling it climax, and says something like “I hate being at age of climaxation” . I’m in my head “mom you don’t understand how repulsive that sounds”
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My mom keeps telling me to “hook up” with my friends thinking it means hang out
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my OAP friend fancies her gym teacher and blushes every time she talks about him (he’s married)
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I used to call a bowel movement a “bowel removement”. My mom corrected me in my twenties.
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My grandma calls flip phones, click phones.
Haha.
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I’m not going to lie. I LOL’d at this…
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Haha - my mothers a prude - any slight innuendo of the sex word and she calls you a dirty bastrd lol.
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A while back there were a bunch of ads running for Command products for hanging up photos, etc. and they featured MC Hammer.
My GF kept saying she wanted to “get some Commando” and I thought she was actually telling me to ditch my underwear. And then she’s say “you know Commando with that rapper”. I kept asking her if she knew what “going Commando” meant.
I finally figured out she just wanted to hang her old photos, but for a while I was telling her that I’d keep my undies on for now.
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My mom one time asked if I wanted to Netflix and chill
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That’s kind of ironic because menopause is kind of "anti-climatic, in a way, isn’t it?
My first solo scuba dive I found a very bulging, saturated tampon in about 30 feet of water. If that’s what they hold then I think you should let your mum call it Climax
You ladies are tough as nails to endure decades and decades of that stuff.
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My mom used to text me to tell me they are watching BJs and it’s really exciting. We all just about died with laughter.
Yes I’m sure the Blue Jays game was good!
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