I thought of the coolest idea. The penis sock. Everyone will want one it will be a huge fad Im gonna be rich!!! 
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The rock band āthe red hot chilli peppersā maybe have beaten you to it.
Google them and āsock photoā
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Iād like to place an advance order for one.
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Dang. They did beat me to it
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I used to walk in the room with a long towel hanging on my erecton. my fianceā got a kick out of it every time I did it.
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Without a word of a lie, the granny of this guy in my village knitted him a āwilly warmerā.
She spent ages knitting it. His grandad then carved an ornate wooden box to keep it in complete with a peg to mount it when it wasnāt being worn
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LOL I bet he was like thank you gma
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I wrote this in March 2018 on this forum:
[Iāve always had this dream of inventing the Next Big Thing, but for whatever reason it hasnāt happened yet. A couple of things Iām currently working on are my inflatable dartboard and a screen door for submarines. Iām also writing a book on how to read. I have high expectations for all of these ideas. In the near future I expect to have a prototype of a telescopic penile implant. It will include a personal assistant (Penelope) and Bluetooth capability. This will allow the user to stream Pandora and order a pizza at just the right time. Are there any other inventors on the forum?]
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You donāt have anything larger?
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I suppose I could make a penis sweater but it has to be nice and snug for the winter time
[ sighs and pulls XL sleeping bag out of the closet ]
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Lynx have released a deodorant for private parts.
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I want something that cools my balls
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Is that a movie ?
The Penis Sock
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Oh, thatās called marriage.
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Gotta find someone crazy enough to marry me
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ā¦And condoms will be birthday balloons to decorate the house
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If I did then anyone can.
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