I’m serious. I beat Calvin Klein to it!
When I was a kid I wore longjohn underwear under my hockey gear because the rinks were cold. In the Spring I would cut the legs off of the underwear and turn all of my longjohns into boxer shorts.
This was 40 years ago. I never realized I had a marketing goldmine on my hands! I coulda been a contenda!!
Hey I don’t suppose you are like Kramer on Seinfeld, are you?
didn’t they roll, Patrick?
They were much better than my tighty-whities…more room for Ballroom Dancing! 
Did you also invent the Internet?
But in reality, this is what he said.
I invented sex.
My mom thinks she invented or came up with the idea of dvrs lol. She thinks she came up with other ideas too.
I had an idea of putting a chip on the seatbelts and placing towers or something to tell and charge you that your seatbelts is off on the freeway lol. I guess an electrical engineer would do it.
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