Two schizophrenics walk into a bar and each order a beer. They sit down to drink and the bartender thinks, “Hell, they’re schizophrenics, they don’t know anything.” So when they get up to pay, the bartender says, “OK, that will be $45.00 each.” So they pay and start to walk out but the bartenders curiosity gets the better of him and he says, “Wow, we don’t get a lot of schizophrenics coming in here.”
And one of them answers, “Well, for $45.00 a beer I don’t doubt it.”
