My Cat a poem

My cat can talk,
I bet you didn’t know,
When I tell him he has been rude,
He says it isn’t so.
He’s a philosopher too,
He sits around with nothing to do,
And when I ask him about his immorality,
He says that is the best way for a cat to be.
I tell you, he has been snide,
His lack of morals he can’t hide,
And because he wouldn’t
Stop prowling,
We had to get him neutered,
So he would stop his howling.
So now my cat is civil as he can be,
Now that I have fixed my cat,
I wonder what people say about me.

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I really enjoyed that! Thanks Crimby !

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