My car is manipulating me

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My car is threatening to reveal secrets about me and transmit them to the news and radio if I dont drive it

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I assure you, your car canā€™t do that.

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You could always drive it to an impound lot/dismantling yard and threaten to leave it there unless it kept itā€™s big engine lid shut.

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Itā€™s a bit like talking to someone on drugs. It makes sense to them and not othersā€¦

I suspect you have some psychosis and hospital is a good place to be. Honestly. Cars arenā€™t that advanced. If they were I could sleep on my way into my volunteer job. As it is I have to go the hard yards and drive the bloody hunk of metal myself!

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Your car canā€™t do anything, but a car can be a metaphor for something else that some folks may be singing about. I made a list of car songs which you can read if you google ā€œJeep Limonsine: All the young dudes?ā€ (including the quotes).
A lively song is Jeepster by Marc Bolan


A happy ā€˜carā€™ as in baby car scene in a movie is that in ā€œThe Untouchablesā€

Your real car canā€™t do anything.
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Lmaoo this is so funny, sorry.

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Did you give your keys to your staff?

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