My ass hurts!

So I’m constipated again. It was a real struggle this time. I didn’t know if I would make it. But I did. I’m a little bit wounded and it hurts.

As soon as I get my disability next week I’m buying laxatives.

Also I slept nonstops for 20h.

Drink lots of water and move around more.

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I was told everything from every three days to three times a day is normal. So did you really need to force yourself to go at the time?

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When nature calls I go!

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I’d try prune juice if I was you I actually like the taste of prune juice but supposedly when I told the doctor I liked the taste she said I’m the first ever person to tell her that

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They sell laxative chocolate here in the pharmacy.

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Pint of Milk. And a pint of orange juice. It Curdles in your stomach. Garunteed to give you the shites if you cant go.

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I’ve heard milk and mustard together helps with this idk if it’s a good idea tho sounds freaking disgusting :face_vomiting:

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Haha. Yeah you can feel icky.

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The title made me think of this silly joke

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I’m sorry , I hope your tummy settles…

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Frozen cherries.

Dont ask me how I know that… :flushed:

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