Everybody hates it when you are in a line at the grocery store or any other place with a line and someone stands too close. I wanted to get out of the house so at 11:30 pm I straightened the house, filled a Jack-in-the Box cup up with ice and juice, put my coupon for CVS (drug store) in my pocket and took off.
I got to CVS and I was buying something and at first I was the only one in line. Then some 19 or 20 year old kid came up to the line behind me and I was paying for soda and the guy was just standing too close. So I shot him a look and was paying for my stuff and I think he knew he was too close and he didn’t move. So I got really mad and I took a step towards him in his space and cut right in front of him. Then I realized the seriousness of the situation but I didn’t care.
There were four of us standing there and I got my change and I said to him, “It’s your move man” and just looked at him. He didn’t do anything so I left. I saw him outside and I was looking at him and he was looking at me and he still didn’t do anything. I got to my car and I got in and I was thinking about it and I laughed to myself. I know I shouldn’t do stuff like that but I felt like James Bond or Rambo or someone like that delivering a really cool line. I rarely do stuff like that, I know how dangerous it is but I was really angry and it just came out of me.
Chalk one up for us old guys!!