Back in 1998 I was working at stocking shelves at Walmart. I was working in the men’s department folding t-shirts when I glanced over to the next department over. I saw a skinny, pale, kind of familiar looking guy looking nervously around in the middle of the department. It was Michael Jackson in the kids section. I went over to introduce myself and I walked right up to him. I said, "Michael Jackson, right? He said,“Yeah, that’s me”. I said, “But what what are you doing shopping alone in this department”? He replied, “I saw a sign that said, " Boys jeans, half-off”!
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7/10. Much better. Got anymore jokes? I have a full repertoire, but they are rated NC-17.
Lol that’s great! I’ve never heard that one told so well.
nailed it… nice one… I didn’t know where it was going… then it turned into the joke… 