Someone needs to find a better medication.
I can’t hold these alien women off much longer
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Alien prostitution? The cost must be out of this world…
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I’ll get my coat…
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They just want stuff off the dollar menu from McDonald’s. it’s like gold in outer space
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I would be worried about space herpes.
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what do they look like?is this like a humanoid or like all tentacles?
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It’s hot, and green with a purple velour Santa hat and matching boots.
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dam…thats a crazy ass hallucination…
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She’s got curves too. Small in stature with a big alien bootie. I almost don’t want this to end.
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To her ur an alien so it’s okay 
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That’s not what she said
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I’ve never been into aliens myself. Too spaced out for me 
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I’m jealous. They only ever threaten me with suffering and death. The prospect of alien booty would be a most welcome change.
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Sperpes for short 
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Why can’t I have a hallucination of the man of my dreams? or at least a dream of him? Better yet; why can’t I meet him? Where is that Mother Fu*cker?
I don’t know what to tell you about the intergalactic hottie. Your call.
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I’m going for it. Tonight is our second date, you know what that means! Hopefully I’ll get to see the spaceship
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I hear that alien pimps are the worst form of lowlife.
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Hold on while I get my wallet.
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You haven’t had syphillus until you’ve had space syphillus. You’re ■■■■■■.
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Already had that ■■■■ in college. Can’t get it twice, even from an alien mujer
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