One liners and deep thoughts funny thread

What if an ant beat up a gorilla

What if a 2 year old girl won the UFC

What if a tree came across a telephone poll and talked to it and it couldn’t figure out if it was alive or not.

What if a bum saw a sock and he said I’m rich!

what if a bum won the lottery and he bought a comb and he said I’m satisfied!

What if there was a job for picking up sticks

What if someone done standup comedy and made such lame jokes that it was funny and they won the competition

What if a grandma was a pro breakdancer and rapper

What if a porky pine came across a kactis(spelling) and got confused.

What if a teacher taught students how to pick up a rock.

What if a bank robber went to a museum by mistake.

What if God got angry a created an animal with 20 nipples.

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What if God got angry and created a beaver with a tattoo.

What if flag was stuck in the middle of Japan.

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