What words or phrases would you ban?
Why would you ban them?
Iâd ban incorrect phrases like " I could care less" or âas God as my witnessâ
âI could care less even if I didnât tryâ. That sounds about right. I never heard of âas God as my witnessâ but I can imagine myself using it to settle a religious controversy.
Come off it. Thereâs nothing wrong with these phrases.
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As it happens I have no uncle named Bob, so there. Shoes are just a fetish, innit. Everything has to be sexual these days. Disgusting I say.
The word âeggâ should be banned. Itâs condescending to the little chicken who is the result of the egg. Instead it should be called âan immature chickenâ
âChristmasâ should be banned, mostly because I hate Christmas and it hurts whenever people use the âCâ word.
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I would ban the use of the phrase tickler file at work.
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Finally, some common sense.
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Itâs not right because it should be I COULDNâT care less.
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@pixel Is that in reference to my phrases or someone elseâs? I presume you know that Iâm simply taking the mickey.
I was kidding! People are actually taking my post seriously!
I would ban the term âold schoolâ.
You want to be old school, get a job. Thatâs old school
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Well, if you say enough crazy things when youâre serious itâs going to be hard for people to know when youâre joking.
The post is just meant as a gentle parody of something ever hopeful posted earlier. Sz has not affected my grammar, at least not yet
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It annoys me when people skip the âareâ word ------- like âyou deadâ or âyou stupidâ
Makes people sound moronic and lazy
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You right. 
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Sometimes I donât like it when people say whatâs wrong with me in a kind of certain wayâŚ
It is just like, nothing.
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Sorry, hard to tell when someone is joking around here. There are some pretty ⌠bizarre ⌠topics that people are perfectly serious about.
Also better for you to take the mickey than me. I break out in handcuffs every time one of those touches my lips.
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