It could only happen to me

We went to town today, and I had just taken a piss in the bathroom of a store. I gave a healthy shove to the dispenser of the soap, and I missed my hand and sprayed thick soap all over my leg. It looked bad - like I had an accident in my pants. I asked my case manager to take me home, and he agreed. We’re going to town again tomorrow, so I can buy my groceries then.

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That sounds like something that I would do, also. Oh well. Better luck tomorrow, I guess.

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Yeah, that would be embarrassing. On a positive note, it sounds like you have an awesome case manager. I mean, if he was willing to accommodate and take you into town again tomorrow. That’s great that you get that kind of help, with that level of service and compassion. :slight_smile:

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The group I’m in always goes to town two days a week, but still, we do have good case managers.

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okay what really happened ??? JK

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You are much to proud. You could always say you spilled some water on it. Don’t let a fear that’s a lie define you.

I was standing at the sink, fixing to wash my hands. I wetted my hands in the faucet, then I pressed down hard on the soap bottle dispenser. It came out a lot stronger than I had anticipated. I missed my hand and soaked my pants leg with soap. It looked bad, like I had pissed in my pants.

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The soap wouldn’t dry out nearly as fast as the water, and even after it was dry the soap would be visible on my pants leg.

I’ve totLly done this before! Luckily, the bathroom had one of those air dryers, so I was able to dry off.

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I got quite a bit of soap on my leg. It would have been visible even after it was dried out.

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I would’ve walked out and just give everyone an “f off bro” look…

for months, my jeans fitted so well. recently realized it was 'cause of a large hole between legs. also explains why my stuff feels cold much, outside.