Is there something wrong with me?

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I just want to have a good time and ignore the boring stuff work / school. I love shopping. :slight_smile: but I racked up a few thousand dollars on my credit with no intention of paying back.

Last week, I was drunk and I really needed to take a piss. So I stop my car by this building to take a piss. Out of nowhere I see a security guard running towards me, mid-stream. I piss all over myself and run to my car…

I stop by the next buiding to finish my piss. Then surprise surprise, a car stops next to mine and its the security guard. Mother ■■■■■■ was following me the whole time. He knocks on my car window and yells in French “IM CALLING THE POLICE!”.

Scared the ■■■■ out of me. I hit the gas and drive off. ■■■■, man. Can’t a man piss quietly around here?

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You live in Canada?

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Yes I live in Quebec, Canada. :slight_smile:

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Lol Na I was just wondering for the laws in your country on pissing in public…maybe it’s illegal in Canada I know it is in the USA

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You can’t find a public toilet?

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A guy pissing beside his car late at night is usually a red flag that he’s driving drunk…hence the Guard threatening to call the Police.

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Maybe a little manic?

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