I'm awesome, people love me

The woman and man walking their respective dogs chatting who made a funny comment about me that we all laughed at.

The worker on the ladder who dropped his tool and I picked it up and handed it to him so he didn’t have to climb all the way down to get it himself.

The staff member who faxed something for me in her office.

When they treat me so good I have to tell them, “Relax people, don’t make such a big deal about it. I’m not God or something.” ( I don’t know for sure. Maybe I am.)

The schizophrenic, former Park Ranger, with the strained calf muscle, spreading cheer across the land, wherever he goes.

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Yes, become a giver and a taker.

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Seriously, were you a park ranger?

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Yes, I was, for almost two years when I was 40 years old. I answered an ad in the newspaper that said no experience needed. I applied, I got hired and in short time I was cruising through the parks in my own company pick-up in my uniform picking up dead turtles (sorry @anon31257746) enforcing the no alcohol rules, talking to park-goers, and having my own $1000 walki-talki. It was pretty cool.

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Wow. I always thought park rangers caught bears too.

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Nah, they would have had to give me raise before I would have ever done that. I saved a dogs life once though.

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I let Yogi off easy with just a warning.

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park rangers don’t catch bears, silly. they wrestle them.

just kidding…

(thinking too much bible :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: )

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I couldn’t bear it.

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I’m bear-ly tolerating these puns. But good on you nick for making your surroundings a better place. I hope the leg is healing up well.

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I’d definitely like to see nick’s bear legs. I’m a doctor, I think.

lol I said bare legs by accident and had to edit. I guess that’s what I get for being good at English and being bad at puns. :stuck_out_tongue:

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It’s a good characteristic to have to be able to find fulfillment in normal, everyday acts of kindness. I get that sometimes, but I also have a sour side.

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kindness is subjective, no? :confused:

but that’s a story for another thread. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Kindness is subjective to an extent. A lot of nefarious motives can be hidden behind a veil of kindness. It’s important to be discriminating to make sure you’re dealing with the real thing when you get kindness from others, but I would hate to be so careful that I removed all appreciation for kindness from my life.

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yeah, your amazing nick lol

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