If you watch someone too closely, they'll just die

When we got a ping pong table, nobody stood over us showing us how to play. We chased an awful lot of balls around but we were young and undaunted. And now, I’m a damned good ping pong player. It’s on the idea that a watched pot never boils.

Intriguing :thinking:


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The title of this thread sounds hilarious. Just imagine, anyone under surveillance, just spontaneously falling over dead!

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I’ve watched a pot boil. It takes a while :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes::blush:

I will try your theory out on passersby at my house tomorrow. See how many of them I can take out :smiling_imp: :scream:.


That’s a parallel to psychokinesis

No one I’ve had staring contests with has died yet.

Darn it.


I want to stare at goat. How can I do :heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes:


I’m telling your GF what you just called her!


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Old sir Level runs away to his hermit de casa cave and awaits utter doom :exploding_head::cowboy_hat_face:

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If U listen 2 closely U might just develop keen eyesight.



Maybe it doesn’t work on goats.

Didn’t hear yo momma complaining.


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I got my hooves from her!

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She gave me crabs. Wanna trade?


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I’m a goat :goat: ready for da Staredown yooooooo :sunglasses:

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I’m not sure but this thread has certainly got there…Just at a loss to explain just where that is! :grinning:

Got my eye(s) on you.



I am one of many goat

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