I wish in one hand or sh1t in the other

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I wish my dad would die in a car accident hes a real piece of work

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My dad used to say, “Wish in one hand and sh*t in the other and see which one fills up fastest.”

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i wish all ants would die

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Just got ant killing decoy things, now they are all gone. Its a small investment

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My dad too, he always had stuff like this to say to any situation.

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My ant is very unhappy with you.

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Why not whate what he did/does?