I wanna be a Viking so bad

It’s really consuming me, I eat like one, I sleep like one, I sort of look like one but I have a buzzed head and am clean shaven (working on growing my beard back out) and I cant grow my hair out because its a jewfro. I am pretty muscular, 5ft7 and 179lbs. I keep wishing that I was a Viking and not a student, because Vikings are brutal and powerful like my ego and I feel like I have a Viking ego in a student’s body. One of my friends said I was born at least 600 years too late.

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One of the best old Hollywood epics of all time.

I wish i lived in Scandinavia during this day and age. The vikings obviously did something right.

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LMAO yes it is a frigid socialist utopia over there…I am a socialist…

I think in a pastlife you were a gladiator or something but maybe lay off the protein powder and bit and get some rest? LOL

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As a present day Scandinavian I would say yeah, it’s pretty great :smile:

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