I was doing my usual 30 minutes walks and decided to eat at the Taco Bell I was near, as I was walking back a sudden urged poop came over me. I hauled ass as fast as I could and nearly crap my pants.
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I’m sorry I got a giggle 
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Did you make it?
We call it Taco smells where I’m at. Never eat it without being by a toilet.
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Two words: Disposable underwear.
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I was wearing the sriracha boxer too.
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Outstanding. Extra spicy!!!
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That’s why most people bring a portable potty chair when going to Taco Bell. 
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Thanks for the laugh 
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Lol… happens to me a lot! 
I’ve never eaten at Taco Bell for this very reason.
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Never
Eat
Soggy
Weeners
I have no idea what im talking about 
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Idk what you expected. It’s Taco Bell. Expect the shits if you go
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yup the legendary taco bell diahrea strikes again 
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Common games in taco bell bathrooms
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foreboding southern accent “Some people speak of a man who never crapped his pants after Taco Bell. They say he lives out west past the smokies. Lot of em say he never craps at all.”
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That’s the price you pay for cheap Mexican food.
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I have a dream.
That one day Taco Bell will crap its own pants thus the happening of a fast food culinary revolution.
Idk. 7:35 AM. Skunks are weird this early in the morning.
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I snickered yesterday well guess what…I started antibiotics yesterday and almost didn’t make it must be goin round lmao
@shutterbug tag your it ha 
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If you ever go to the pool and its too busy, just throw a few mars bars into the whirl pool.
Sincerely,
Sir Level
the disturber of shats
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I have diverticular disease so I am now a master at the 20m shuffle.
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