Fires coming out of my booty!

Ate a whole bag of Hot Cheetos a hour ago. Now I’m lighting up the toilet with flaming diarrhea.
:hot_face::fire:

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Yes, post on here for everyone to know.

Come on man.

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I want people to know my pain.
:fire::poop:

That sucks. I got really sick earlier off a turkey sandwich… Ive got IBS and Im on antibiotics right now so my stomach is super messed up.

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Sorry to hear that.
:toilet::roll_of_toilet_paper:

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Well, since we’re on this topic…i went for a 4 mile walk today and about halfway thru i cut a fart…and experienced light “fecal incontinence”! I had to walk 2 miles with poop in my britches! I guess this stuff starts happening once you hit the Big 50…

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Gotta love this website…

Presidential elect debate tonight (which we can’t discuss)…so in it’s place we talk about projectile diarrhea.

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I was watching it on the toilet.

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Status update: everything in the universe is balanced now. Order has returned to my anus.
:milky_way:

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