I know it’s a little too early but couldn’t help it.
This is the first time I made stollen at home.
The taste is ok, but can be better.
I know this isn’t perfect but yeah.
I hope everyone will enjoy this year’s christmas season.
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It looks good! It looks like it has a good amount of fruit in it.
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CHRISTMAS CAKE RECIPE
You’ll need the following
1 cup of water
1 cup of sugar
4 large brown eggs
2 cups of dried fruit
1 teaspoon of salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
Nuts
1 bottle of whisky
Sample the whisky to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again. To be sure it’s the
highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter
in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again. Make sure the whisky is still OK.
Cry another tup. Tune up the mixer. Beat two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fired druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it goose with a drewscriver.
Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares?
Check the whisky. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon the sugar or something. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don’t forget
to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window. Check the whisky again and go to bed.
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it looks really good!
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Looks yummy! Om nom nom.
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You’ve stolen a cake?!?!? Jk looks good.
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Mouth watering…!!!
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I was just going to bed but can’t stop thinking of cake now. Yum! Well done to you 
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I love stollen! That looks wonderful! I like it with marzipan in the center. You have a talent, @bananatto!
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Well if it’s stolen then you should report it to your local authorities and have it returned to its rightful owner.
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Yum I love stollen! I wish I was there to sample it!
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Make up your mind.
Did you make it yourself or did you steal it? I’m not too clear on that.
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If I knew where they lived I would steal it, oh that also reminds me I need your address for your Christmas card ???
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Me too! 
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I just read an article about a stolen stollen in the paper the other day. They said that the owner of the stollen reported it stolen after he left it to cool on his back porch and found it missing. The police put out an APB on the stollen after they got a description of a man fitting the profile of a stollen theif in the area of 5th and vine where the stollen was stolen from.
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That looks peng 