I have to write a paper (each) for English and for Communication. They are both 5 to 7 pages. I am just whining, lol. I will have to stay at school and work in the library for several days. One of the papers is actually a slide presentation. Whoas me.
Just don’t leave it till the last minute. In High School I used to wait until the night a paper is due to start writing. I would pull an all-nighter in order to write those papers on time. Don’t be like me!
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I like big papers and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a sheet sweeps by with an itty bitty line
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
’Cause you notice that paper was stuffed
Deep in the dust she’s wearing
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your fully faxed picture
My colleagues tried to warn me
But that sheet you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o’-smooth-lines
You say you wanna get in my Folder?
Well, use me, use me
’Cause you ain’t that average loose leaf
I’ve seen them dancin’
To hell with romancin’
She’s sweat, wet,
Got it goin’ like a turbo pamphlet
I’m tired of Dunder Mifflin
Sayin’ flat leafs are the thing
Take the average tree cutter and ask him that
She gotta pack much lines
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your binder got the paper? (Heck yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy sheet!
Paper got back!
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I’m sure it will all be worth it when you graduate. What are you majoring in?
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This totally made me laugh. You nailed it, @sirBoring!
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i have been there, but i didn’t graduate because i didn’t get help. @sirBoring funny!
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That’s hilarious! Thanks.
I am just taking pre-req’s right now but my goal is to get into the Diagnostic Medical Sonographer program. It’s a total of about 4 years inc. pre-req’s.
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