I hate tinder

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I’m the only one who’s never got a match on tinder??? What am I doing wrong??? You would think one girl would swipe right by accident. No??? Is this app on??

Delete delete delete (the app)

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So many bots and girls with cashapps in their bio lol like btch Ill send you some dogecoin how bout that, Im taking a risk so so are you now

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I had the most luck with Bumble where the girl has to message first. Then followed by Badoo.

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Can I suggest you not scowl in pictures?

If you are using selfies like the ones you post here,

You look angry.

You should smile in your picture and make it look candid.

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What if he wants a girl with resting btch face?

Theyd make a cute couple :laughing:

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I’ve tried it all

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Bumble. It’s better but not great. Still get hoochies.

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As a person who suffers RBF,

I can say, I had to hide that ■■■■ in the beginning of dating.

My husband didn’t know how ugly I get until he was locked in.

You have to fake it a little in the dating world.

Let’s not pretend like we don’t.

:laughing:

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I prefer tinder to bumble. I get more matches there. I also hate messaging first, so bumble sucks for me. Hinge is good too.

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So true you got to fake it a little bit and hold in the farts so to speak lol

Then you gradually pull back the curtain till they see the psycho theyre dating

But with any luck theyre a psycho too so you can discuss current trends in conspiracy theories and trade microchips

Goals man

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@discobot will I ever get a match on tinder

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Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

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@discobot display help

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I currently know how to do the following things:

@discobot start {name-of-tutorial}

Starts an interactive tutorial just for you, in a personal message. {name-of-tutorial} can be one of: tutorial, advanced tutorial.

@discobot roll 2d6

:game_die: 3, 6

@discobot quote

:left_speech_bubble: Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. — Mark Twain

@discobot fortune

:crystal_ball: You may rely on it

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Success can be found in frequency. Your chances of finding someone when you’re not looking are much lower than when you are.

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@discobot fortune

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:crystal_ball: Very doubtful

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Lol nice 151515151515

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I’ll lygk if discobot turns out to be a liar

I put up a pic with my best smile :smiley:

I’ve done it before but now Is a different day in age.

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Good stuff man lmk how it goes! Bio is pretty important too I guess

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