I cut class a LOT my senior year in high school. Wrote notes from my parents explaining absences and forged their signatures to give to the lady in charge of attendance. The school sent a lot of letters to my parents asking why I was missing so much school. But it was my job to get the mail and I intercepted every letter from school and just either tossed them behind the bookcase in my room or ripped them up.
I was missing a LOT of school. But it all came to head one day at the most inopportune time. I had cut class and it was the day where I tried LSD with a friend for the very first time. A lot of stuff happened that day and most of it was hilarious, lol. Me and my friend walked around all day tripping and having all these weird little incidents and adventures and just having a great time. We ended up at my friends house still high as a kite but then the sh*t hit the fan when my parents called my friends house and ordered me home. They had never called my friends house before. My mom told me to come right home in a grim voice and I knew I was in some kind of trouble. And I composed myself and went home and when I walked in both my parents just stared at me.
I was busted, I got caught. I had accidentally let a letter from school slip by me and the letter was from the boys dean asking why I was missing all those days and asking my parents why they were not answering the dozens of letters sent to them or why they weren’t calling the school. Ah crap, I couldn’t have been more busted and I was still tripping heavily on the acid. My parents sat me down and they both faced me and I had to go over everything I had done while trying to maintain my composure and hide the fact that I was high.
My parents grilled me and everything came out. Missing days, forging notes, ripping up letters, lying to them. Well yadda, yadda, yadda, I got through it without them knowing I was on acid! I don’t know how I did it but I pulled it off. I was in big trouble but they let me go to my room and they talked together and eventually I was punished and that was the end of cutting school. Man, that was a freaking weird situation you don’t face every day.