You’re the reason someone has masterbated.
Each and everyone of you.
Ya’ll freaky.
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That cheered me up! 
and I really needed some cheering up!
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that’s just gross, but possibly true 
Someone or many someones need to fix their mess…
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I told Pee Wee Herman to stop calling me, but he kept calling to invite me out to the movies.
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I seriously doubt that, lol. Unless someone has a fetish for 61 year old, overweight schizophrenic janitors.
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I know you are, but what am I?
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My borderline stalker defiantly has about me.
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Yeah, but also know someone vomited thinking of you.
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All admirable goals to have in life.
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I remain calm knowing this so long as the person in question is female.
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That’s weird but okay .
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Haha - ive been told a few times by Gay men - they have had a tug in my Honour, wishing they could kick my back door in.
Bit un-nerving, but ive laughed it off as a compliment. 
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My self-esteem thanks you.
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Oh, now I want to know who.
.
.
.
Or do I?
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I don’t think anyone has ever done that for me, but who knows, maybe.
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[ blows kiss at @Mars from under couch ]
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Well, if you’re living alone it’s either us or the mirror.
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My ankles are all yours.
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A mother is not a kid.
Age-wise, an adult male shouldn’t have cornered a 16 year old in an empty room and talked about her breasts. No, I wasn’t a child in many ways; I’d had to grow up crazy fast. However, having a child doesn’t make a teenager suddenly a fully mature adult. And whether I had a child or not, it was really uncomfortable, and an adult should not have put a 16 year old in that situation.
On a final note, Wikipedia keeps a list of the youngest mothers on record. If you look at their ages… they may have had kids but they were very much so children, too.
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