I can't babysit

My mother used to lose consciousness. I was a wild child. I don’t know what good mothers do. After agonizing at babysitting, I have thankfully decided to throw in the towel and not offer to.

Yeah, screw babysitting. I’ve had to co-raise 5 younger siblings with my mom (my dad doesn’t do much around the house since he works all day) and I am SO done with kids. Why the heck would I wanna babysit if I was already a live-in nanny who didn’t get paid anything for it??

Kids take up too much energy.