How many times a week do you masturbate?

…and @77nick77, your neighbours, do they say well done to you on a high scoring day?

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Lol that made me laugh dude

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What? you ermmming about?

cool. maybe ill start juicing.

I usually get a smattering of light applause. Sometimes some helpful encouragement.

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I used to feel ashamed afterwards but trained away the shame by playing upbeat cheerful dance music during the wonk and for 20 minutes after. The music trains the brain to associate wonks with happiness and joy rather than shame. Takes a couple of months to get the effect of the training but it should work. Worked for me anyhoo.

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I haven’t masturbated for a while now
I don’t feel I want it I guess it’s the medicine

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IDK. One? Two? IDK. But I think about it all day.

There ain’t no rest for the wicked :joy:

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My tool is no longer under warranty so best not to overuse it. :wink:

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wait a min… you guys are counting? lol

i thought it was just me that had the chalk on the wall :joy:

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Too funny! I find the chalk too slick to grip. :slight_smile:

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I have accepted a masturbation free life.

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I have started a new ritual of after my morning workout to masterbate, then I am done with sexual desires for the day.

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when i am high i can masterbate anywhere from 4 to 24 hours without stopping

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That’s tough on the arm isn’t it? You ever watch “The Bionic Man”? Is it something like Steve Austin or something?

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What if you’re a doctor?

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http://www.herballove.com/guide/high-level-stress-mood-swings-caused-over-masturbation