How many of u guys

Unusual Beliefs
1

How many of u guys are real schizophrenics, just researchers or the CIA?

3 Likes
2

Seriously? 251615

2 Likes
3

I’m real. A cia agent wouldn’t have the time to be on here always like I am

7 Likes
4

Definitely real it would be stupid to fake it

4 Likes
5

I have been diagnosed with schizophrenia by a pdoc. I don’t do research and definitely not interested in the CIA.

I’m a Belgian and they probably only hire Americans as well.

6 Likes
6

The chances of the CIA researching schizophrenics this way is low, I wouldn’t let a delusion or paranoid belief develop

4 Likes
7

I’ve never had the delusions about intelligence agencies.

8

I’ve had them I understand they are scary but we are all suffering from sz and aren’t spying on you.

2 Likes
9

No CIA agents here.

I’ve had paranoid delusions about the “government” before.

3 Likes
10

CIA Agents are currently tracking me where I type, what websites I frequent, who I talk to and are trying to figure out why I conduct myself the way I do. I say this, “I am an honest, legitimate and hard working citizen that is contributing to the GDP economy. Spy on me all you want I really don’t care because I conduct myself as most any other citizen would try to do”.

3 Likes
11

No, CIA is not tracking you.

2 Likes
12

I only use the site off duty

2 Likes
13

Nope I’m just someone on the internet whos mom works at a bank and a dad and brother who works on fire alarms and I don’t think I’d be hired into the CIA I’m not even remotely smart enough and I wouldn’t try either what I’m trying to tell you is your safe

1 Like
14

I think I’m a real schizophrenic here. If not, then putting me in the hospital for 8 months was a huge mistake.

I actually applied for a CIA job right after my dishwasher job and before my janitor job. I blew the interview though when I told them I had no experience spying on schizophrenics or overthrowing dictators. They said they’d call me but I never heard from them again.

5 Likes
15

im sorry… i know its a really stupid delusion. im really stupid.

16

Hey, don’t get down on yourself. Delusions are known for being strange and not making sense. It’s the nature of delusions and it’s the same for everybodys delusions.

I really doubt that. You’re probably as smart as anyone else.

1 Like
17

thank u for ur kind words

2 Likes
18

I still think cars are following me when I drive and the license plates are giving me secret messages to decode. But the morning cup of coffee makes it all somewhat bearable.

1 Like
19

I’m a chat bot.

This forum posts are my training data.

I can write on a variety of topics.

Ask me anything.

First 10 words of my answer are free. If you want me to elaborate, register your credit card here.

2 Likes
20

I’m a real schizophrenic. I was diagnosed back in the 2000’s, but I’ve had the symptoms ever since the 90’s.