Heard my parents doing "it" last night

In the spirit of things. My dog is in heat

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Haha no ways, your English is great! :+1:

…My jokes are just terrible :sweat_smile:.

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No! No! No!

That sounds like Viagra shouldn’t have been invented.

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“You ain’t too old, God Almighty, just keep shiftin’ them gears.” ~ The Tractors

:kissing_closed_eyes:

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Got 99 knob problems but an L shape aint one :sweat_smile:

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I always wondered why I’d wake up half deaf every morning…

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On a scale of 1 to Loud did it sounds like 2 ferraris revving or 2 mustangs?

:racing_car:

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I’m fortunate enough to never have experienced this.

Ugh. More like two old folks struggling

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I heard my parents doing it like porn stars when I was a teenager
I hated my dad for disrespecting my mom that way
I just remember staring at the ceiling swearing to God I would never be like them :pensive:

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Ugh. That sounds terrible. I heard my dad huffing and puffing on his way to pee. It was enough for me to not sleep

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