In the spirit of things. My dog is in heat
Haha no ways, your English is great!
âŚMy jokes are just terrible .
No! No! No!
That sounds like Viagra shouldnât have been invented.
âYou ainât too old, God Almighty, just keep shiftinâ them gears.â ~ The Tractors
Got 99 knob problems but an L shape aint one
I always wondered why Iâd wake up half deaf every morningâŚ
On a scale of 1 to Loud did it sounds like 2 ferraris revving or 2 mustangs?
Iâm fortunate enough to never have experienced this.
Ugh. More like two old folks struggling
I heard my parents doing it like porn stars when I was a teenager
I hated my dad for disrespecting my mom that way
I just remember staring at the ceiling swearing to God I would never be like them
Ugh. That sounds terrible. I heard my dad huffing and puffing on his way to pee. It was enough for me to not sleep
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