haven’t crapped since friday evening. wow! the food i’m eating is being used efficiently…? has less waste…? i know i’m crapping tomorrow though. Sunday dinner.
1 Like
Sup cyber son …arent u asleep. .
1 Like
i’m not sleeping, cyberbrother. in fact, i’m happy i’m awake. means i fixed my sleep schedule. just call me cyberbrother. mods can call me cyberson.
The Poop Report, featuring Sir Boring
Stay tuned for the toilet unclogging report, after these words from our sponsor.
1 Like
i literally made a %^&* thread. lol just kidding
hahahahaha this cracked me up.
2 Likes
I’m an erratic crapper. Can often go days without doing it.
2 Likes
This thread is high quality
3 Likes
I eat blueberries which makes me crap every day
I drink coffee which makes me crap on command esp in the morn.
1 Like
try orange juice 
coffee
or
drink a lot of water…