Coffee helps you poop 💩 (TW for poop, obviously)

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It’s true. Coffee helps you poop :poop:

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How do you ask for a coffee in a coffee shop without mentioning the word coffee?

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A cuppa Joe!!!

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You could say:
Hurry up i want to poop today :slight_smile:
Without mentioning the word coffee :smile:

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Poop juice! 1515

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Can I have that poop to go please?

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I drink a fair amount of coffee. I can go several days without a poop.

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Coffee vs poop - it’s a race to the bottom.

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Try 300mgs of effexor!

That will keep you pooping till xmas!

:slight_smile:

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Lol I found that out in jail

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I’m not sure what my favourite thing is, a good coffee or a good poop. Maybe it’s a toss between them…

(sorry for that , my mood is elevated right now)

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I can’t drink coffee, flushes me right out :blush:

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It’s so funny but it’s true. Coffee does tend to move my bowels! :laughing:

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@Ninjastar. I put my thread in News as a joke. Do you get it?:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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I got it and laughed, but we need to keep things organized for people actually looking for news.

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i didnt know this.
i dont like coffee

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Any liquid make you :poop: but try a bowl of blueberries if you really want to have a good poop

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Oops. Didn’t think about that.

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I think caffeine can cause you to poop too

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I’m no good in the mornings until I have my first poop.