Have you ever pooped your pants?

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I sometimes am lacking in etiquette

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I don’t know how to put this politely but yes

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When I was in the hospital for acute pancreatitis, I was constipated. They gave me too much to make me poop. Lol

I didn’t make it to the bathroom. I kept a bedpan with me after that.

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5 minutes ago. I was vacuuming cubicles on the second floor and a fu*ckin bear jumped out at me from out of nowhere and literally scared the crap out of me.

It’s all good, I was constipated all day anyways.

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Hah! Yes. A really embarrassing incident I remember is being at the sink puking my guts out…well all of a sudden I had to go but at the same time I puked again. A huge mess on the floor right in front of my mom. How old was I?

I was a teenager. First time in years she tucked me in that night and I let her.

My other poo stories are mediocre at best. This one was for the family album.

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I have had a few episodes. Thankfully none in public.

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Bump…151515

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I can now see after reading this entire fascinating thread, why my ‘Secret Crush’ thread just got locked.

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Is bump your version of ex-lax? Was this thread trying and trying but just not going?

:grinning:

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I just want the newbies who visit this forum to know what the Moderators have reduced us to.

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One time I puked real hard when my bowels were loose. Thank God no one was around.

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Bump is forum slang to bump the thread back to the top.

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It’s sweet to see y’all bonding over poop stories.

Makes me feel all warm and mushy. Or did I just poop my pants?

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^ Bump

The reason I like this thread is because it has become a microcosm or perfect example of how ridiculous this forum has become.

You can’t talk Politics…even though it drastically affects all of our daily lives.

You can’t talk Religion…people of faith on this site are basically told to screw off.

You can’t flirt…even though this goes on all of the time in daily life.

So what are we left with to talk about?

"**Have You Ever Pooped Your Pants?"

Nuff said…

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Oh, don’t be such a party pooper @anon39054230. :upside_down_face:

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This thread has received 263 views :sweat_smile:

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People skip over my threads all the time. It’s no big deal plus your ‘secret crush’ thread doesn’t even show on my browser. I would have looked at it.

Btw. I just looked at your thread and your intentions seem genuine yet I think the thread may have gotten out of hand if allowed to continue. Plus I know you have a sense of humor. Come on. Poop is funny sometimes

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