I went to let one go in a line up, never trust a fart 
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I had a huge watery shite in my tight boxers one night, it smudged against my guch and all around really. I also would have disgusting wet farts on nights out. People would constantly complain of the smell of shite. Never started. I post pictures of my shits daily
Donāt Feel bad Gals And Guys.
We All Have Been Babies.
SoO0ā¦,
That Fact Leaves No One Out.
Sincerely,
DJ Nosferatu Bat Beam (sleepoptimistic)
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I sharted a few times as a kid and when I drank a lot, a year ago I started taking fiber, it can bring on sudden insta poops with no warning, I was walking on a path near my house and there were no bathrooms so I pooped in a bush.
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Once I had way too much to drink and had to walk a long way home. Once I started I couldnāt stop and had two trouser legs full. No-one saw it was the dead of night. And once it started I remember thinking Iām just going to do it I donāt care. That was one event on my road to giving up drinking.
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Yes. But I have not pooped anyone elseās pants.
#WINNING
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Never trust that fart the day after you pounded some Taco Bell
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i was on a trip in thailandā¦
I ate some bad street food at some point. sooo I got diarreah for days and days and never went to the doc.
one day I was riding my motorcycle and I had to go so bad I just stopped at a beach and ran into the ocean with my clothes on and let er rip.
there were tourist out there swimming a ways away lol but i didnt care I was going to explode.
lol
this is a redic thread 
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yep, liquid sharted after eating buffalo wings. even worse i was wearing white shorts
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Most embarrassing incident I had was last year. I was on an Italy coach tour and when exploring this this little town called Como I got the runs (probably from too much alcohol the night before) so went to this cafe feeling pretty desperate, before you can use their restrooms you have to buy a drink first. I buy a drink and head to the toilet fast and do my business and I mean explosive diarrhoea, I was in their quite awhile and there was somebody outside getting impatinent trying the door and knocking. In Italy the toilets have different flushing designs and I couldnāt find the flusher. The toilet bowel was clogged up. I opened the door and their was this posh looking Italian lady, I didnāt make eye contact and said āsorryā Went and paid for my drink and got out their pretty fast, I probably would off found the flusher if she hadnāt rushed me.
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Big doses of effexor. Sorted out the depression but when you need to go you need to go. Not much fun but dealt with those sorts of ibs issues for years.
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Never. (151515)
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OH man, Corhns and IBS here. I am suffering so much right now until my next infusion next Tuesday. I poop my pants dang near daily. Not all out and out poop but partial poops do tend to happen.
Literally, no, but Orlistat gave me some close shaves.
Figuratively, yes quite frequently. Some of the more tense computer games get me jumping out of my seat 
. Got to remember to wear those brown pants.
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On Abilify I sh!t myself many times. Another user here too had this issue on Abilify. Idk why maybe it has to do with anal muscles becoming weaker. I sh!t myself at work. I sprayed my ass and chair with Febreze a lot. Stayed for an hour in the bathroom cleaning myself. I called my father, he brought me new boxers and I put my dirty one in a bag. I had to quit work and take a shower. I said I felt sick and that my stomsch is hurting. My father brought me home, we put plastic bags on the carās chair where I sit.
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I had sh!t all over my legs, thighs and ass.
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Shitting yourself is gonna happen, just sayinā.
And with that being said: yes, absolutely.
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Yeah. I think most people have. I have too. You are not fully educated in life lessons before you have ā ā ā ā yourself at least once.
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I call it liquid farts. It happens
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Most folks have but few will admit to it.
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