Yesterday I farted... Trigger warning

[Zoe]

And I had a bit of an accident.

Today the same thing happened.

This doesn’t usually happen to me as far as I can remember.

[Zoe]

I did have viral gastroenteritis yesterday though

So I’m. Not sure if this is a temporary thing

But there’s no way I will trust a fart again.

[Vinegar]

The same thing happened to me a few years ago when I was sick with covid. It was gross!

I don’t trust farts anymore either

[Patrick]

When you think you are just going to fart, but end up shitting your pants…it’s called ‘Sharting’.

[Rainstorm]

A wise man once said never trust a fart

[TheLogician]

Literal shitposting lol

[Montezuma]

Ma’am, ya need to get ya a can o’ beans and get some fiber in ya ya hear?

Don’t worry you’ll be fine as bottom shelf wine.

[daydreamer]

The worst thing about a fart is the follow through

[devra]

It’s part of getting old, but you don’t seem that old. I’ve had problems like that rarely.

[Zoe]

Yea Idk wtf I got s hit in my panties for I wasn’t expecting it I was shocked!!!