Ha, what I do when I’m bored

I got a text chat going on with a scammer. I got a text I didn’t recognize out of the blue saying, “ Sorry, I can’t make your wedding next week but I have to work.” I wrote back, “ It’s OK, no one approves of me marrying an orangutan anyways.”

She? wrote back, “Want to get coffee? You’re funny”

I wrote. “Yeah, I’m funny, you should see my face.”

She wrote, “I’m looking forward to a photo.”

I wrote, “You first” and now she just sent me a text with an image. I’m going to go check it out now.!

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She sent me a pic of a good looking girl saluting and said,”Your turn.
“ I’m not sure why she’s saluting but I wrote back, “ At ease, private. I’d rather marry you than the orangutan but the orangutan has a high paying job.”

She sent some laughing emoji’s and wants to talk to me on WhatsApp. Gotta end it.

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I wrote back.”Sayonara, this could have been the start of something beautiful too.”

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She wrote, “I don’t understand.”

I wrote, " Yeah, I’m an enigma."

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good call it was probably some indian guy trying to bait you into giving them money

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