So I’m at a friend’s wedding when the DJ announces that there’s a brand new Porshe in the parking lot with it’s lights left on.
We’re all sitting at our assigned tables…and of course I take my keys out of my pocket and stand up as if to go outside…and about 5 different guys from different tables did the same thing right after me!
Oh man it was hilarious! Anything to impress da ladies, huh?