Did I Ever Tell This Funny Wedding Story?

[PatrickT]

So we’re all sitting at our guest tables when the MC gets on the microphone and says…

“There’s a Porshe in the parking lot with it’s headlights on.”

Almost every guy in the room stood up and took out their car keys (including me)…as if to go outside.

The whole room burst out laughing!

[Val]

At my brother’s wedding, my father was the best man. He isn’t very good with speeches. So, when it came time for the toast - he stood up and simply said “Here’s to the happy couple, however long it lasts.”