once I ate a potato and I thought it was a paper clip.
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Once I was at a family reunion and I got asked what I was doing with my life. My response was “getting my meds right”
Uhhhhh
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what if an ant was on top of the empire state building and he fell off
R.i.p to that ant
What does R. i. p. mean?
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Rest in peace. 
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R. Rest
I. In
P. Peace
@Jake
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thank you………
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what if a fish leaped out of a fish tank and a horse picked him up and put him back in the tank
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That would be a smart horse and a lucky fish
that was funny lol
What if a fish raced a race horse on a track
You like fishes eh?
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what if an ant climbed the empire state building and there was a flag pole on top of the building and he climbed on top of the pole and raised his arm up
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what if a spider that was sliding down a web and he spread his legs out and said weeeeeeeee
Are you okay man? lol
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Did you steal the toilet?
What’s a toilet???..……
No, but I have stolen a wallet before
Umm… Jake, buddy. Are you just playing around?